I'm Back, With All The Charm Of Sam Kinison. Hooray.
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So, I haven't used this thing in about four years.
And I'm not that interesting right now.
I'm kind of heartbroken, which seems to be a recurring theme... not often or anything, but it runs on about a four year cycle. 2000, 2003, 2006, 2011. Law of averages, I suppose.
I keep thinking I get better at this thing, but as it turns out, history repeats itself.
Ladies, seriously, get your shit together. You're using the same tricks you were using 11 years ago.
This was weird, though... it was like a combination of all the old ones. "I'm having fun right now and I dont want to stop!" Plus the infamous, days before moving out, "I don't want to do this any more." Throw in some good old fashioned deceit as a catalyst for good measure, and you have the Breakup Rehash Special.
And like all the rest, I assume she'll figure out that it was a bone-headed move abot ten minutes after I stop caring. That would complete the cycle pretty well.
Not that I'm bitter.
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