So what's been happening in B.J.'s world?

Let's see.

Addie and I have been broken up for over two months now. I'm dealing.

I am dating a new girl. Her name is Melissa. She is cool.

I work at Fry's. It is fun.

Anyway.

It's hard for me to embellish on topics these days, because my once glorious anonymity has somehow been replaced by recognizance. Not to say I don't like having a fan base. And not to say I don't like friends reading my material. But it's just hard to truly rant about EVERYTHING I want to rant about. For instance, I can't say, boy, I spent the night last night with Ron's mom. She sure is a whore! Because Ron reads my shit regularly and he might get all offended or something. So I'm at an impasse, and that's where I need the help of you, my friendly dwindling crowd of readers.

I consider myself to be an honest and open fellow. Paul is ugly. And I think that I usually say what's on my mind without worrying too much about it. But I've also noticed that somehow, word travels fast among my inner circle (My friends, not the dudes who sing the theme to Cops).

So what do I do? Do I continue to censor myself from saying what I really think? Paul is stupid. Ron's mom likes butt sex.

Drop me an e-mail at [email protected]. Let me know what you think I should do. Give me suggestions. Or just e-mail me porn, whatever.