7-28-2011 - 11:17 PM
I'm Back, With All The Charm Of Sam Kinison. Hooray.

8-10-2007 - 2:37 PM
Unemployment Rules.

6-12-2007 - 4:29 PM
Blowing The Dust Off.

7-4-2005 - 10:17 AM
War Of The Worlds Is A Misleading Title.

5-27-2005 - 10:25 AM
I'm Going To Write Until They Start To Tow My Car.

1-13-2005 - 2:12 PM
Testing, 1-2...

5-25-2004 - 5:41 PM
I Live With A Nasty Gash.

4-1-2004 - 3:11 AM
It's April Fools Day, My Friends. Let's Go Cornhole Us A Drunk.

3-26-2004 - 12:38 AM
An Eloquent Poem.

3-20-2004 - 6:04 PM
Significant Other Meets Hetero-Lifemate.

2004-03-17 - 11:50 p.m.
BJ Learned A New Trick.

2-26-2004 - 1:18 AM
A Brief Disclaimer.

2-26-2004 - 1:12 AM
Chapman Has A Radio Station?

2-11-2004 - 10:37 AM
But Soft! Yon Debater Just Farted!

2-6-2004 - 11:07 PM
New Beginnings, New Fart Jokes.

12-25-2003 - 4:26 PM
Merry Giftmas.

11-27-2003 - 5:12 PM
The Day Before The Day-After Sale.

10-30-2003 - 4:27 PM
Straight Women And Gay Porn.

9-26-2003 - 10:16 PM
A Storm Is A'Brewin'.

7-31-2003 - 10:34 PM
Gorilla Love.

7-27-2003 - 12:42 AM
The Wisdom Of Mr. Gary Busey.

6-25-2003 - 10:35 PM
Fuck Censorship. And Ron's Mom.

6-17-2003 - 9:49 AM
I Swear To God I'm Really Not Gay.

6-4-2003 - 2:02 AM
All About Big Daddy Schmuckbottom.

5-8-2003 - 8:00 PM
Big Daddy Spankbottom Is Sad.

4-22-2003 - 12:31 PM
Getting To Know You... Getting To Know All About You... And The Bands And Things And Stuff You Like Doo Bee Doo...

4-17-2003 - 7:46 PM
My Testicles Have Turned Into Ice Cubes, But Hot Damn, Am I Awake!

3-16-2003 - 10:53 PM
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

1-18-2003 - 6:12 PM
Leaking Ceilings And Retarded Handymen.

1-15-2003 - 12:53 PM
Jay-Z Always Seemed Smarter On MTV.

12-27-2002 - 6:36 PM
The Bad, The Bad, And The Bad.

12-21-2002 - 1:27 AM
What Swear Word Am I?

12-19-2002 - 9:30 PM
Big Daddy Spankbottom's Helpful Christmas Shopping Hints, Volume 2.

11-30-2002 - 11:58 PM
Good Sir, I Do Repute Thee! Let Us Settle This By Way Of Mops To The Chest!

10-25-2002 - 9:22 PM
I'm Still Alive.

9-11-2002 - 11:22 PM
In Memoriam.

8-25-2002 - 6:03 PM
My Suck-Ass Sonnet.

8-21-2002 - 10:25 PM
Jeremy, The Modern Dictionary.

8-4-2002 - 6:02 PM
The Motivator Has Left The Building.

8-3-2002 - 7:48 PM
Empty Copy Shops And Exploding Bladders.

7-12-2002 - 9:56 PM
Big K Versus Tha Dub C.

7-9-2002 - 11:20 PM
The Beejman. Making Copies. MILLIONS OF FUCKING COPIES.

7-6-2002 - 10:12 PM
Welcome To Del Taco, Can I Help You? DURRRRRRRR!!!!

6-4-2002 - 10:41 PM
"Welcome To Kinko's, Fuckface," And Other Endearing Features Of My Management.

5-1-2002 - 6:48 PM
I Can't Say It Better Than The Ataris.

4-30-2002 - 12:44 AM
I Gots To Get Paid.

4-28-2002 - 9:38 PM
Rearended Cops And Weird-Ended Questions.

4-23-2002 - 12:56 AM
Thank God Drew Has A Thick Skull.

4-15-2002 - 11:12 PM
Profounditude From The Beej.

4-11-2002 - 11:06 PM
The Technological Guru Comes To Town!

4-8-2002 - 9:03 PM
Welcome To Kinko's, Can I Buy You Some Undies?

4-6-2002 - 11:34 PM
The Fine Art Of Procrastination, And Writing About It For Your Roommate.

3-30-2002 - 11:59 PM
I Am A Criminal. One Bad Ass Criminal.

3-21-2002 - 12:48 AM
I Make Lots Of Sense.

3-15-2002 - 5:32 PM
I Can't Say It Better Than Barenaked Ladies.

3-12-2002 - 12:27 PM
Imagine Paul, If You Will.

3-3-2002 - 11:23 PM
Murphy's Law #602.

2-28-2002 - 12:39 AM
That There's My Wife. The One Who Played "Feliz Navidad" With Her Nose. Hey Sexy.

2-28-2002 - 12:38 AM
The Further Homo-Erotic Adventures Of BJ.

2-24-2002 - 11:37 PM
Puke Goes The Roommate.

2-22-2002 - 1:58 AM
Happy Birthday To The Person I Love More Than Anyone.

2-16-2002 - 6:39 AM
Murphy's Law #1311.

2-11-2002 - 12:42 AM
Don't Let Me Drive In Echo Park.

2-7-2002 - 12:40 AM
A Brief Message. This Is Only A Test.

1-30-2002 - 11:07 PM
I Swear, I'm Really Not Gay.

1-24-2002 - 1:40 AM
I Swear I'm Not Gay.

12-31-2001 - 2:04 AM
Karma Police... This Is What You Get...

12-28-2001 - 1:37 AM
Some Things Money Can't Buy.

12-21-2001 - 1:13 AM
Big Daddy Spankbottom's Helpful Christmas Shopping Hints, Volume 1.

12-6-2001 - 2:59 AM
Hi, I'm BJ. I Enjoy Leafy Vegetables And Being Pathetic.

12-4-2001 - 1:22 PM
A note to my readers who think I'm dead...

11-4-2001 - 8:31 PM
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

11-1-2001 - 8:57 PM
Byung-Hyun Suck.

8-30-2001 - 1:51 AM
BJ, The Porno King Of Chapman

8-17-2001 - 11:17 PM
Big Daddy Spankbottom's Helpful Home Hints, Volume 1.

8-14-2001 - 2:23 AM
Spank The Who?

8-11-2001 - 9:47 PM
Hey, I Bet You Won't Read This Entry... Oh, Is That So? Well I'll Show You...

7-10-2001 - 9:39 AM
My Dad, The Technological Guru.

7-9-2001 - 6:10 PM
To A Very Special Lady.

6-22-2001 - 5:52 PM
Rest In Peace - Carroll O'Connor, 1924-2001.

5-29-2001 - 10:54 PM
No More Free Crack For Friends And Other Reasons My Apartment Is Empty.

5-21-2001 - 2:06 PM
Don't Lie. Dumbass.

3-28-2001 - 4:21 PM
My Beautiful Car. The One With The Chrome, And The Tint, And The Puddle Of Car Juice Underneath.

3-24-2001 - 10:28 PM
Can Retail Workers Carry Tasers? And Other Suggestions For An Improved Workplace.

3-13-2001 - 12:27 PM
Jo-Jo The Idiot Circus Boy Tries To Make A Sale.

2-10-2001 - 11:15 AM
Nuh-Uh.... Tight...

1-15-2001 - 2:39 AM
Quasi-Masculinity At Its Finest... Behold Me.

12-4-2000 - 4:48 PM
The Story Of The Boy Who Deserves To Get Drowned In His Own Nasty Bathwater.

8-11-2000 - 10:29 AM
Crackhead Bus Drivers And Other Stories Of Utah.

8-4-2000 - 6:43
My Mom The Prophet.