My Suck-Ass Sonnet

"Copy This You Whore"

By Spankbottom

You know when making copies sucks the worst?

When old fat chicks come in to copy shit.

They all want me to copy their stuff first,

And if I can't the bitches throw a fit.

"But ma'am," I say, teeth grinding as I speak,

"That's too much work to do by 6PM."

They frown and gripe; my tolerance grows weak.

I want to murder every one of them.

It's only pictures of her cousin Maude,

Who looks to be about 110.

"Her birthday's coming up next week,". My God,

If her old ass can stay alive till then.

I'd better make a copy for this cow,

Because the whore still wants her copies now.