Oops.

Anyway, no one was hurt. Or at least that's what everyone involved said. But riiiiiight within the statute of limitations, the undercover cop decided that his marital problems (i.e. I can't get it up with my wife any more) were a result of his car accident almost one year prior. Uh huh. Anyway, I told you this ten-year-old-who-the-fuck-cares-BJ-you-moron story so I could pose an interesting question.

Why does it take someone waaaaay too long to give a shit about something that didn't matter a week ago?

Just wondering.